A Hairy Situation

I don’t have a lot of hair on my head, but I do have some. In college, I had a ponytail, but I can’t pull that off now. As an adult, I’ve never had a buzz cut and for the last 35 years I’ve sported a beard. However, I want minimal hair and beard maintenance for the duration of this trip. Drastic measures are required. Meet Aero Al.